Monday, August 10, 2009

GI Sean?

With the GI Joe movie hitting the theaters, Kevin Whalen at Pucks & Pitchforks compares NHL players to GI Joe characters, including two Rangers...

G.I. Joe Character: Shipwreck
NHL Player: Sean Avery
Shipwreck is a loudmouth sailor. This could not have been an easier choice for me. Avery even looks like shipwreck, plus has his loud mouth attitude. He even has that dramatic flare for Hollywood, he would fit in perfectly for this movie.

G.I. Joe Character: Dr. Mindbender
NHL Player: Glen Sather
Okay, he isn’t an NHL player, but the guy has been responsible for many “creations” within the Ranger organization. When Mindbender creates something, it usually fails. Sather has had the same run of bad luck unfortunately, with some exceptions of course. The Rangers goalie and the young guys (Dubinsky, Callahan, Staal) are all working out for them. But, the trades, the lucrative contracts, and the free agent signings have all seemed to hit the wall before. Gomez, Redden, Drury, all given big deals and none of which have seemed to work out for them. Let’s not forget when he came to the Rangers and got rid of beloved Rangers Leetch and Graves only to bring in Pavel Bure, Eric Lindors and Bobby Holik, all of whom became absolute busts for them. Furthermore, Sather may not be a maniacal mad man like Mindbender is, but ask some Ranger fans either then or now and they may feel just fine comparing Sather to him.

...first a list comparing NHL teams to beers and now this? We hockey bloggers need the season to start real soon.

...h/t Puck Daddy.

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