"Friends, we gather today as we have 68 times over the last 69 years, to mourn yet another spring without a Stanley Cup championship for our beloved New York Rangers, victims this season of death by asphyxiation; for when their leader, the mighty King Henrik, choked, there was nary a Blueshirt around to perform the Heimlich maneuver."
...this eulogy is brutal. But sadly, I can't refute any of it.
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