"Last night, he treated the Garden crowd to the full Marian Gaborik experience: two goals, an assist, and an injury. If a Gordie Howe Hat Trick consists of a goal, an assist, and a fight, we suggest this feat heretofore be referred to as a Marian Gaborik Hat Trick. We suspect it won't be the last time we see it."
...wow that's a low blow. But sadly, it's also 100% correct.
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I say when an irrelevant writer writes an irrelevant column for an irrevelvant magazine, it should be called a "Delessio hat trick".
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